Bring them on!

As the world spins ever more slightly out of control, Chelsea fail in an initial £32 million bid for Liverpool's Champions League hero Steven Gerrard(Howard), there is a brief bomb scare at Auchterarder near Gleneagles and fresh protests begin ahead of the G8 summit in Edinburgh. With the whole shebang once again declining into chaos and futile despair there remains only one thing to do...Bring on the Clowns.